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Author Topic: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!  (Read 44733 times)

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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2018, 07:35:10 pm »
Now that's a good one-no words but the pic tells all!---- :agreepost:
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2018, 07:48:45 pm »
Here is one-some may have not heard-Plenty more.


Two Indians in the old west hear a commotion and and a rumble He puts his head down to the grown to listen.  He says Buffalo come.  Other says -How you know?.  His reply was "Face-Sticky".  -- :arrowthruhead:
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2018, 04:59:30 pm »
 This one gave me a chuckle. 
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2018, 05:22:15 pm »
I guess you drive back up when you need your plate refilled?
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2026, 01:21:37 am »
What goes in hard and dry,,,Then comes out wet and soft


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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2026, 07:47:29 am »
Quote from: Dar on January 27, 2026, 01:21:37 am
What goes in hard and dry,,,Then comes out wet and soft


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Ha!
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2026, 07:49:10 am »
What did Spock find in the Enterprise's bathroom?






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The Captain's log!  :24:
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2026, 10:22:07 am »
Im stumped
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2026, 10:52:37 pm »
Quote from: Chris-socal on January 27, 2026, 10:22:07 am
Im stumped

Wait...stumped because you didn't get it or because it was such a bad joke?  :24:
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Re: Joke of the day & silly humor - post 'em here! Warning: NSFW !!!
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2026, 10:53:49 pm »
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?


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Both can visit Uranus seeking out Klingons!  :lol:
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